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A beat up red Chevy pickup truck with two bumper stickers: the one on the left says "US Marine. Always Faithful!" The one on the right reads, "Foreplay is... Get in the truck, bitch!"
Chutzpah
A restaurant with two large flat-screen TVs at opposite ends. Both are tuned to The Food Network
Irony
A small hatchback carrying an amazingly expensive bicycle, the kind with disc brakes and Shimano derailleurs. The driver is a schlub with a cigarette dangling from his mouth

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From: technoshaman Date: October 23rd, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Umm, last I checked, Shimano was crap for derailleurs. Disc brakes are primo, though. Ciggy? Definite schlub.
gromm From: gromm Date: October 24th, 2009 08:13 am (UTC) (Link)
I'd bet $20 that isn't his bike.
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