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Dear Hollywood: Stop raping my childhood. Again. KThxBye. - Elf M. Sternberg
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Dear Hollywood: Stop raping my childhood. Again. KThxBye.
Dear Hollywood: Please stop raping my childhood, okay? The Transformers thing was fair, but GI Joe was so ultimately sad, and thank the Gods you never got as far as you wanted with Knight Rider. But The A-Team? Really? With Liam Neeson as Hannibal Smith?

At least Masters of the Universe had the finest homoerotic S&M flogging scene ever filmed for a children's movie.

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rhonan From: rhonan Date: January 11th, 2010 05:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, as long as they expend several thousand rounds of ammunition, as well as a number of explosive devices, in every encounter, without actually killing or seriously hurting anyone, I'll be happy.
gromm From: gromm Date: January 11th, 2010 08:19 am (UTC) (Link)
You know, I think I saw that as retarded and exceedingly unlikely by the time I was 7 or 8.

Which brings me to: so what if they skewered the A-Team. It was crap. If anything, it's probably more likely to be better than the TV series because really, you can't do worse anyway.
From: technoshaman Date: January 11th, 2010 05:27 am (UTC) (Link)
Elf? You know what I saw in Fred's yesterday? Records. Actual vinyl, NEWLY PRESSED. There is *nothing* new under the sun, at least not in Hollyweird.

Besides. The trailer looked like a good spoof on itself, and who knows, Liam might actually pull off Hannibal. Or make something *gasp* new of him...
nbarnes From: nbarnes Date: January 11th, 2010 07:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
stephaniesmom From: stephaniesmom Date: January 12th, 2010 03:44 am (UTC) (Link)
They're even redoing The Karate Kid and Clash of the Titans...
From: (Anonymous) Date: January 13th, 2010 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29830

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