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Another revealing moment - Elf M. Sternberg
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Another revealing moment
Last night the family was sitting around playing Apples to Apples, and for some reason the conversation rolled around to cute guys. Yamaraashi-chan opined, "Edward Cullen."

Lisakit said, "Vin Diesel."

I said, "Willford Brimley."

"What!?" Omaha said. "Willford Brimley!?" Whereupon the entire (adult) section of the table exploded in giggles so uncontrollable that I couldn't breathe for several minutes afterward.

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omahas From: omahas Date: March 3rd, 2010 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
You forgot my other response.

"I'm going to throw up now."
blaisepascal From: blaisepascal Date: March 3rd, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Was that in response to Cullen, Diesel, or Brimley.
doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: March 3rd, 2010 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes.
From: technoshaman Date: March 4th, 2010 03:59 am (UTC) (Link)
love the icon.
autopope From: autopope Date: March 3rd, 2010 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
You know, I don't know who any of those guys are. I've heard Vin Diesel's name in the context of cinema -- he's an actor, right? -- but the others? Huh.
herewiss13 From: herewiss13 Date: March 3rd, 2010 04:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Edward Cullen is the vampire from 'Twilight'...you know: the glittery one.

Wilford Brimley used to be an actor but is best known recently for selling oatmeal and diabetes supplies (not together). He's old, rotund and sporting an impressive mustache. I'm not entirely sure of his cultural penetration in the UK, but the US he's one of those character actors where you'd recognize his face (or mustache), even if you didn't know him.
elfs From: elfs Date: March 3rd, 2010 08:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
More importantly, Cullen is the character. He's played by Robert Pattinson in the movies, who's much better looking without all the vampire makeup.
From: technoshaman Date: March 3rd, 2010 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cullen is this punk-looking ... punk. (get off my lawn! :)

Wilford Brimley is a shaggy-mustached grandpa-looking sort. (hey, if he floats Elf's boat...)

Vin Diesel is half-Italian, half-black, all muscle, and, yeah, if I swung that way? Tapped. (Assuming my usual caveat: "Yeah, but does s/he *think*?")
sirfox From: sirfox Date: March 3rd, 2010 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Vin Diesel apparently plays D&D.

Sold.
From: (Anonymous) Date: March 3rd, 2010 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I hear that Vin Diesel and Stephen Colbert used to play a campaign together.

Apocryphal? Maybe, but who cares? It has the ring of truthiness.

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omahas From: omahas Date: March 3rd, 2010 05:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cullen looks like he's about to die from starvation, and that I could probably touch him and he'd fall over.

Vin Diesel is hot, muscley, and unfortunately plays way too many roles in which I'd flip him off if he said a single word to me.

Wilford Brimley sells oatmeal.

That about sums up my thoughts there.
From: technoshaman Date: March 3rd, 2010 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
*first good belly laugh of the day*

So who do *you* think is hot and wouldn't piss you off just by opening his mouth? :)
lovingboth From: lovingboth Date: March 3rd, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wilford Brimley was Dr Blair in John Carpenter's remake of The Thing.
amythis From: amythis Date: March 3rd, 2010 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
"It's the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it."
slutdiary From: slutdiary Date: March 3rd, 2010 05:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Personally I think that pudgy middle aged guys with facial hair are cute. At least that's what my honey tells me whenever she looks at me.
omahas From: omahas Date: March 3rd, 2010 05:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Honey, you are *not* Wilfred Brimley. When I think of you, I do *not* think of oatmeal!

;)
omahas From: omahas Date: March 3rd, 2010 05:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
BTW, I should also note that Elf has been on this oatmeal kick recently, so knowing that and his comment last night, I now wonder *what* he does in the shower stall during those long showers.
elfs From: elfs Date: March 3rd, 2010 08:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
And I have a hand-cream that promises "Extreme Oatmeal Relief." Make of that what you will.
littleone66 From: littleone66 Date: March 3rd, 2010 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm not sure I can eat oatmeal again for a while.
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