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More bizarre dreamery... - Elf M. Sternberg
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More bizarre dreamery...
I dreamed last night that I was in a hot-tub with a crowd of excessively hunky and beautiful men and women. Someone burst into the room and shouted, "The Aliens! The Aliens are landing right now!"

From out of the hot tub arose Kurt Russel, bigger, more tan, more hunky than he had ever been in his entire life. Buck naked, well-hung and holding an enormous war axe, he shouted, "We know how to deal with them, don't we!?" Then he grabbed the nearest dwarven-beared man, kissed him hard, and headed out the door, through which I could see a desert and classic 1950s flying saucers.

Like, what the f#%! is my brain trying to tell me?

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From: (Anonymous) Date: July 2nd, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sounds like a short-circuit.
solarbird From: solarbird Date: July 2nd, 2010 05:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Buck naked, well-hung and holding an enormous war axe, he shouted, "We know how to deal with them, don't we!?" Then he grabbed the nearest dwarven-beared man, kissed him hard, and headed out the door, through which I could see a desert and classic 1950s flying saucers...
...piloted by Elvis, who he promptly kicked in the shin.
areitu From: areitu Date: July 2nd, 2010 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sounds like the trailer Mars Attacks 2: Escape from New Los Angeles
jeriendhal From: jeriendhal Date: July 2nd, 2010 06:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's trying to tell you that you have more sense than Russel's agent.
psi_star_psi From: psi_star_psi Date: July 2nd, 2010 06:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'll Have What You're Having

I want the recipe for the pizza you ate right before bed last night.
ladyallyn From: ladyallyn Date: July 2nd, 2010 07:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
You need to get out and play more?
spiderine From: spiderine Date: July 2nd, 2010 07:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
You obviously need more naked hunky men in your life.
nbarnes From: nbarnes Date: July 2nd, 2010 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Seconded.

Either that or it's been too long since you last rewatched Big Trouble in Little China.
cyber_pagan From: cyber_pagan Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Obviously it's time to write a good old fashioned BEM story, with lots of sex!
kenshardik From: kenshardik Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
You are a strange, strange man.
dharawal From: dharawal Date: July 3rd, 2010 02:25 am (UTC) (Link)
That it's time to MAKE A MOVIE...

I'd pay to see that, ohh yes I would.
doodlesthegreat From: doodlesthegreat Date: July 3rd, 2010 02:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Like, what the f#%! is my brain trying to tell me?

You're nuts. =};-3
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