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I'm totally dressing as a pirate for Halloween in 2012 - Elf M. Sternberg
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I'm totally dressing as a pirate for Halloween in 2012
Radical Homosexual Pirates invade Tampa:
When the young men are sufficiently intoxicated, homosexuals dressed as pirates whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually. There are even countless stories of any number of immoral sex act being performed by open homosexuals - some even in broad daylight during the event. Pro-family citizens and churches in Tampa are horrified and unfortunately VASTLY outnumbered and overwhelmed by the popularity of the event. One mother complained her three year old had witnessed a man performing oral sex on a Jack Sparrow look alike in her front yard. As long as the Radical Homosexuals run free in our streets, they will continue to spread their debauchery and corrupt our culture.
-- Eugene Delgaudio, Loudoun County Board of Supervisors, Florida Virigina.

[Edited for clarification.]

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amindofiron From: amindofiron Date: February 14th, 2011 08:20 am (UTC) (Link)
there has to be a way to lure these pirates to the pac-northwest. perhaps with some sort of shiny booty....
alienor77310 From: alienor77310 Date: February 14th, 2011 09:14 am (UTC) (Link)
I was going to offer my front yard in rural southwestern France...
marketeer From: marketeer Date: February 14th, 2011 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
Although the pirates are invading Florida, the idiot county supervisor is in Loudon County, Virginia, the county next to the one I live in. I guess he's afraid that they're heading north.
elfs From: elfs Date: February 14th, 2011 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Edited and commented, thanks.
marketeer From: marketeer Date: February 14th, 2011 06:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm just depressed that that kind of stupidity is so close to where I live; northern Virginia is supposed to be more liberal than the rest of the state.
_candide_ From: _candide_ Date: February 15th, 2011 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Okay, these Fundies are really confused about what "pirate booty" is. And who knows what their dirty-little juvenile minds make of, "swabbing the poop deck."
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