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At the risk of sounding porny - Elf M. Sternberg
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At the risk of sounding porny
I don't think my ass could take much more pounding.

Explanation to follow.

And get your mind out of the gutter.

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halloranelder From: halloranelder Date: August 23rd, 2008 02:19 am (UTC) (Link)
Tease...
solarbird From: solarbird Date: August 23rd, 2008 02:21 am (UTC) (Link)

That'll teach you to wear hammerpants

I said Hammer please don't hurt him but well
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slutdiary From: slutdiary Date: August 23rd, 2008 03:00 am (UTC) (Link)
I live a life of quiet frustration, being capable of fairly strong visualizations.
lisakit From: lisakit Date: August 23rd, 2008 04:17 am (UTC) (Link)
I bet I know what it is.

But the gutter is sooo much more interesting.
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 23rd, 2008 09:28 am (UTC) (Link)

pounding

They make gel versions now for the older gentleman ;-)
jeriendhal From: jeriendhal Date: August 23rd, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm old enough that my first thought was "Gastric distress" not "Sexual overindulgence".
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