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"Uh, you know, you might not want to reveal that." - Elf M. Sternberg
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"Uh, you know, you might not want to reveal that."
  • Annoying: Being goatse'd by some random jackass.
  • Intriguing: Seeing the 23 other images taken in the same photoshoot.
  • Elf: Realizing you've probably actually met the guy.

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From: technoshaman Date: October 24th, 2008 04:46 am (UTC) (Link)
Elf? You're weird.
pixel39 From: pixel39 Date: October 24th, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nah, he's just Elf. When you're a Usenet legend...
dr_memory From: dr_memory Date: October 24th, 2008 05:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Kirk Johnson?
elfs From: elfs Date: March 18th, 2011 03:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Is that what the J stands for?
dr_memory From: dr_memory Date: March 18th, 2011 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)
(Best LJ response lag evar!)

Anyway, I never met him: the wikipedia article pointed to that name as the most likely ID.
elfs From: elfs Date: March 18th, 2011 04:09 am (UTC) (Link)
I was reminded of this because someone at her school told elder daughter about goatse. I mentioned that I thought I'd met him. He has a big following on xtube these days; just look (or don't, he's scarier than ever) for KirkJ.
dr_memory From: dr_memory Date: March 18th, 2011 04:29 am (UTC) (Link)
I am at once quite heartened to know that he's still alive and kicking, and completely sure that I don't ever need to expose myself to any more of his oeuvre. :)
pandakahn From: pandakahn Date: October 24th, 2008 05:51 am (UTC) (Link)

So what did you learn in kindergarten today?

Sharing?

Link to the above?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back!

MPK
elfs From: elfs Date: October 24th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: So what did you learn in kindergarten today?

Hah! Sorry, it was a torrent and I deleted it. Someone apparently unhappy with someone else on a manga board published a torrent full of gay porn (not what I was looking for there, but not exactly fazing to me), and the whole 24-photo shoot was in there, including the infamous wedding ring picture.

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halloranelder From: halloranelder Date: October 24th, 2008 02:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
So is ....

and I'm going to leave it right there.
elfs From: elfs Date: October 24th, 2008 03:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
It is now. People forget just how old those pictures are. We're talking an incident somewhere back in my worst (best?) slutty years, back in '92 to '95, when I went to a (ahem) party in San Francisco. It's vague, I could be completely wrong, but I could swear I met the guy in those photos. I remember we chatted about our, uh, respective latex collections. His was bigger.

It was an odd time. Dildos were big (har har) then because everyone was paranoid; it was the height of the HIV epidemic, the virus had only recently been identified and AZT wasn't on the market yet, and nobody knew how hard or easy it was to catch, so there were gloves and bleach everywhere and most people just brought and showed off their own capacity.

And the Internet was much smaller back then. Heck, in '94 there were only two major sex forums on the Internet, and to give you an idea of how small they were, half of alt.sex.wizards got together at a farmhouse in Oregon one weekend for an orgy.

Damn, those were the days.
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fallenpegasus From: fallenpegasus Date: October 25th, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Damnit, I was in the half that wasn't.
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