Felony assault. That's one way to show your love for the law.
Today, Gallagher had a different complaint. He was giggling over an ABC News article about a woman who "held a commitment ceremony for her love of the Eiffel Tower. Did you hear the clapping in the background? How'd you like to be in that room with that bunch of lulus?"
Okay, I giggled too.
Gallagher then went on a rant about the woman was clearly mentally ill, and he tried to connect her willingness to "marry" the Eiffel Tower to the weakened meaning of "marriage" brought on by teh gays.
Gallagher is clearly having it both ways, however, if he demands a "commitment ceremony" to one non-human thing (The State) but paswoing the fact that other people do the same thing all the time to objects and institutions.
Cognitive Dissonance ought to hurt more.