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Homeopathy and J-Lube: Have We Doomed The Earth To One Final Orgy? - Elf M. Sternberg
Homeopathy and J-Lube: Have We Doomed The Earth To One Final Orgy?
For those of you unfamiliar with it, J-Lube is a substance available mostly to veterinarians who use it to assist in the birth of calves.

One of the forms in which it comes is basically bouillion cubes: a very dense substance that you dilute with water, whereupon it turns into an insanely slick lubricant useful for getting one's gloved hands into large animals. It's better than any lubricant on the shelves. This makes it popular with kinky people.

It occurred to me that, since you dilute it to make it more slippery, then if you continue to dilute it, according to homeopathy, eventually the entirety of the oceans will be nothing but lubricant.

If homeopathy is true, we are all doomed to one final, crevice-invading sex orgy, and then the world will be washed away in a tide of lube.

Current Mood: giggity

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kenshardik From: kenshardik Date: September 23rd, 2011 06:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
shockwave77598 From: shockwave77598 Date: September 23rd, 2011 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
What does the Mayan symbol for "Drowning in snoo snoo goo" look like? :)
caprine From: caprine Date: September 23rd, 2011 08:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well played, sir.
mrf_arch From: mrf_arch Date: September 24th, 2011 12:49 am (UTC) (Link)
J-Lube, Ice-9, there's always *something* weird in the water...
_candide_ From: _candide_ Date: September 24th, 2011 05:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Elf, you're just full of awesome! ^_^
dossy From: dossy Date: September 25th, 2011 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is why I don't drink water: Fish fuck in it.
nbarnes From: nbarnes Date: September 26th, 2011 03:39 am (UTC) (Link)
So, basically, you predict a serious problem with Lube-9?
elfs From: elfs Date: September 27th, 2011 12:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Gack. Now that's a pain-seeking mash-up.
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