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Rupture! Ahhhhh! - Elf M. Sternberg
Rupture! Ahhhhh!
I smell like beer.

After dinner I went to get a can of beer out of a six-pack, a 21st Amendment "Hell Or High Watermelon," a great-tasting summer beer. I turned around to get a glass and wasn't paying much attention, and my hand with the can glanced off the counter. The counter was rounded. A tiny tear erupted in the middle of the can and beer went everywhere. It went all over the floor, all over the window over the sink, on the goddamn ceiling, into my face and all over my clothes.

There was nothing sharp to cut it! I've just spent the last half hour cleaning up the kitchen. And it probably still smells like beer.

That was the last can, too.

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed

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omahas From: omahas Date: September 1st, 2016 04:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Don't sympathize with the last beer part, folks. We live literally a five minute walk away from a 24-hour grocery store.

It's a first-world problem he's whining about.
ungulata From: ungulata Date: September 1st, 2016 11:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
What? What? The Rupture happened and we were left behind? Horse apples!
elfs From: elfs Date: September 3rd, 2016 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, I think we're all happier that way.
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