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A slow morning, an amusing moment, and news - Elf M. Sternberg
A slow morning, an amusing moment, and news
This morning I could not get out of bed for love or money, skipped my exercises, skipped breakfast and coffee, headed into the office, and just about collapsed. I don't know why; I got eight hours of sleep last night. I guess it's the stress. I promise I'll do my arms when I get home. Really. I think. (Can I? Lessee... Yamaarashi-chan at 5, May day coven at six, won't be home until 9:30pm... Ugh, if I'm lucky, I'll get my bedtime stretches in.)

When I got to work, there was no coffee to be had. I snuck out half a protein bar from my desk and then went back to make coffee. Someone had left a filter of ready grounds on the table, but the two people in there when I went in were debating using it; neither knew if it was regular or decaf. I put a pinch on my tongue and said, "It's regular. Trust me."

It seem reasonable now to conclude, based upon the evidence, that gay male prostitute and White House correspondent Jeff Gannon was doing more than "corresponding" when he went to the White House. Over the course of 22 months, Gannon "visited" the White House 14 times when no press briefings were taking place, and on seven of those ocassions the time when he left the premises was not recorded.

If I were a slash fiction writer, I'd write up something much more interesting that interns in the oval office! Wait... Nah. Too easy.

Current Mood: tired tired
Current Music: Synergy, The Jupiter Menace

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valarltd From: valarltd Date: April 26th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am a slasher and I ain't touching that Gannon thing with an ELEVEN foot pole.

Bush creeps me out too much. And I don't RPS. (real person slash) At least not for living people,
::boot Beckett bunny back under desk. Steadfastly ignores Richard/Philip muses necking in corner::
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 30th, 2005 09:16 am (UTC) (Link)

Gannon's still a pornographer...

Goto any torrent site (that has a porn section, e.g. piratebay.org), and search for "MiamiGoddess". You'll find a video with a shemale and a bald muscular guy wearing a clunky mens' watch and a LiveStrong wristband. I'd swear that guy is Gannon. Which is sort of interesting, when you consider that he claims to have done nothing with his websites since 2001 (and the wristbands only came out in May 2004).

So, if he's still a pornographer, is he still a hooker?

moofinator From: moofinator Date: April 26th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
If I were in a saucy mood, I'm sure I could whip up something properly obscene...

I think of all the fat white republicans in the white house, Dick Cheney was probably the most likely to be enjoying Gannon's tender ministrations. If only to figure out what his daughter's so crazy about...

And because Gannon likes multimillionaire daddies.
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