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Senility around the corner - Elf M. Sternberg
Senility around the corner
The other day I was standing in line at the grocer's and I saw a beautiful girl standing in the line next to mine. She was a bit shorter than I with glowing brown hair, copper-alloyed dusk in her skin, and a smile lit with flawless teeth.

It's sad that my first thought was, "Wow, her eyes would be really hard to draw." What ever happened to "Wow, I wonder how I could get into her pants?"

Current Mood: senile
Current Music: The Jesus and Mary Chain, Snakedriver

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mothball_07 From: mothball_07 Date: November 16th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)


phred1973 From: phred1973 Date: November 17th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah... I am finding that with two women who love me, and (soon will be) living with me, I wonder less about how I can chat my way into $.woman's knickers. I still admire and act like a *male*, but I'm less inclined to do anything to make my interests known.
elfs From: elfs Date: November 17th, 2005 12:32 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm just so socially inept that I've never been able to make my interests known... sigh. Probably part of my problem last night, too...
phred1973 From: phred1973 Date: November 17th, 2005 12:55 am (UTC) (Link)
I generally have a hard time doing it... with dignity intact. Hence the reason most of my 'intimate relationships' are with prior friends, or friends of friends. Usually, I make a fool of myself when I meet a stranger who strikes me stupid (quite literally). Some have found this flattering and endearing. Most just think I'm a yutz. *shrug*
polydad From: polydad Date: November 17th, 2005 01:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Wait 'til you get to "Wow, that could be my daughter..."
happy_hacker From: happy_hacker Date: November 17th, 2005 03:41 am (UTC) (Link)


Hmm. Perhaps it is a maturing thing, that as males age our wandering eye gets tired. I suspect it comes on those of us in the monogamous world sooner because we have to, or perhaps were more disposed to it in the first place. I had the a similar experience a while ago on a well known pretty naked girl site where I found myself saying, "oh my gosh, look at the *light* in that picture, that is so cool... " :)

There are advantages to the decline of distraction. :)

yesthattom From: yesthattom Date: November 17th, 2005 08:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
It was all down-hill since you stopped trying to get into my pants.
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