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Best news of the day.
Probably not safe for work, but you've got to read this if you've ever even heard of "The DaVinci Code." The producer's description of the main actor in the second paragraph is just...

Oy! You have to love editors. You just do.

Current Mood: giggly giggly

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zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 3rd, 2006 03:52 am (UTC) (Link)
"My, that certainly is a remarkable appendage you have there!"
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 3rd, 2006 03:54 am (UTC) (Link)
OK, now I'm amusing myself my mentally replacing phrases like "big cock" with "remarkable appendage" in porn phrases...

"Oh, yeah, baby, you like sucking my remarkable appendage, don't you?" etc

It really shouldn't be this funny. :-)
elfs From: elfs Date: March 3rd, 2006 05:49 am (UTC) (Link)
But you have to put it in brackets! That's what makes it so precious!

"C'mon, doll, suck down that [remarkable appendange!]. Yeah, you like that [remarkable appendange], don't you?"
mo_hair From: mo_hair Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
the article was funny, but you guys are hysterical. the 5 year old wnats to know why mommy is laughing so hard- uh-oh!
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 4th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Elf and I have been at this for a long time. :-)
zonereyrie From: zonereyrie Date: March 4th, 2006 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)
True, that does give it a little extra something. :-) It is like dirty madlibs. ;-)
brandywilliams From: brandywilliams Date: March 3rd, 2006 05:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, I must see it!

Sounds like it might be closer to 70s serious porn. What a great line.
lisakit From: lisakit Date: March 3rd, 2006 07:08 am (UTC) (Link)
OK that gave me gigglefits.
creepingcrud From: creepingcrud Date: March 5th, 2006 12:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Have you ever heard Momus' song "My Kindly Friend the Censor"? The song concerns itself with such matters and clearly recognizes the humor of the situation.

My enormous (word deleted)
Is in between your lips
You clasp my (crossed out plural)
With one hand on my hips
I feel your warm (unsuitable)
I'm about to (slang, taboo)
I love being (questionably phrased)
You clearly love it too

The album it's on, Ping Pong, is awfully good, too.
From: (Anonymous) Date: March 10th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
> a couple of non-violent, cloak-and-dagger-style murders.”

Non-violent murders. That's part of what's *wrong* with America today.
If a murder isn't violent you're doing it wrong.

This has been a message from the Coalition for Realistic Description
of Acts Involving Bodily Fluids.
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