Hi, I'm Elf Sternberg, former editor of the alt.sex FAQ and long-time "visible phenomena of Usenet." I'm your typical bi-poly-pagan-progammer-slut except that these days I have a family (SITCOM: Single Income, Two Children, Oppresive Mortgage) and don't have much time for the bi, the poly, or the slut parts of me. Oh, yeah, and I'm not that pagan, being a much harsher skeptic than most of my peers. I write science fiction and fantasy, published some of it. You can read the last million words or so on The Pendorwright Projects website listed above.